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Batman Demotivational Poster


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN - It doesn't matter "who's there".


TAGS: batman dark knight
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by daydark

Sho - January 7, 2011, 4:14 pm
LMAO
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 9:01 am
I see.
DreMagnum - October 12, 2009, 7:20 pm
um its spelled pwn3d
aesop's folly - October 12, 2009, 7:15 pm
i thought the word: pwned
Woody - June 17, 2009, 11:50 pm
classic..... they should put this in the hall of fame.
Erecrottod - April 29, 2009, 2:56 am
Didn't get it :-
Grizz - April 8, 2009, 3:33 pm
Now THATS a motifake... NICE ;D
Khatmonsuk - December 28, 2008, 12:33 pm
Just brilliant ;D.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 27, 2008, 9:47 am
This is my favourite one of all time. It's almost as if the faces are made for this motifake.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:06 am
wtf?????....wtf is this....wtf did i just read....yesh,to much thinking...hurting my brain.
Roamer - October 26, 2008, 3:58 pm
I'm not sure if Batman's being extremely stupid or extremely cunning. I'm left in a conundrum; kudos.


EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....


TAGS: batman darth vader end well
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:24 am
(SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEK!) NNOT ONE OF US!!!
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force


DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman costume dr doctor who
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by shoulders

Talisman - September 3, 2011, 11:38 am
Oh my god, that's freaking epic!


JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us




BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!


TAGS: batbear batman wtf bears
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:11 pm
Cubbybears new job!


2 GIRLS 1 CUP - Batman just saw it


TAGS: 2 girls 1 cup batman scream
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Kay

O.o - May 8, 2009, 5:36 am
WOW omfg that's funny as balls xS


UNICORN BATMAN. - Your Argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman unicorn epic win
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by whocares0

fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:30 am
Definitely has that WTF factor :)


ON 2ND THOUGHT -




THE JOKER - Batman really, really, really hates him.




WHAT ARE YOU, RETARDED? - He's the goddamn Batman.


TAGS: batman
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Captain Douchebag

Lloyd - December 12, 2008, 9:08 am
OK, I'm sorry OD... please don't smite me!
LogicDude - December 5, 2008, 7:58 am
Back in ought-seven we had to carve Motifakes onto each other's backs! Didn't have this hoity-toity interwebs like you young whippersnappers!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 5, 2008, 1:45 am
You should see my early work. I was young and naive earlier this year, too. :)
Overlord Douchebag - December 5, 2008, 12:21 am
Piss off. I was young and naive, barely two eons old.
Lloyd - December 5, 2008, 12:05 am
Douchebag, I never thought you would stoop to redundancy... even if this motifake is old.


BATMAN WITH A GUN - Is like a hurricane arming itself with a tornado


TAGS: batman gun
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Rivalz999

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 2:55 am
This was the original Batman. Back in Detective Comics, he carried a gun and didn't carry the morals he does now. They later changed him to a superhero who doesn't kill. Honestly, I prefer the one who isn't a murderer. Comic book nerd out...
steve1961 - July 17, 2012, 11:16 am
Good to know...irrelevant but good to know...
onescientistsss - July 17, 2012, 11:02 am
a hurricane does create tornado inside itself


ANIME HARLEY QUINN - As if she wasn't f*ckable enough, now she's hentai-ready!


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman animates series anime manga
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by jalfors

RichNFamous44 - November 27, 2016, 1:04 am
LMFAO this person is fucking retarded. Keep dreaming moron. She'll slice you're throat out. -mut
bOB cHIN - July 28, 2009, 9:31 am
Missed the "d" key there bub. Keep posting this crap though, your consistency should improve. Typing I mean, posters...that would be too much to hope for.


BATMAN - I am vengeance! I am the night! I AM BATMAN!


TAGS: batman
Rating: 3.46/5
Weapon X - August 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
LOL...THAT'S GONNA BE ME WHEN I GET THAT AGE!!!!!
BriaHere - July 31, 2009, 3:25 am
He looks like a Vampire Bat/Dracula whatever, this is too early for me to be awake.
DillyRat - July 31, 2009, 2:36 am
This guy is my new hero
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 9:30 am
Looks more like Bat-Rabbi...where's his sidekick Bat-Goy?
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:36 pm
Let this be a warning to women who sunbathe nude in their back yards... Greybeards DO exist!!!


CRAZY LOVE - Joker and Harley, sitting in a tree...


TAGS: joker harley quinn harleyquinn batman dark night gotham city
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 10:10 am
You know you love me Jmac.
Jmac0585 - August 5, 2009, 9:58 am
Please, PLEASE STOP! You are making me agree with Moooooo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 9:54 am
Please stop....You're ruining my favorite website. 1 Lion.


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am

personal experience?


BATMAN - Lets see if he's got something on his belt for that


TAGS: batman vs superman
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by daimuldoon

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:33 pm
Well, he does carry kryptonite.


WHO NEEDS ROOFIES -


TAGS: batman
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krissie - October 18, 2011, 12:25 pm
I just sprayed my coffee on my keyboard after I noticed that this looks like Peter Griffin in costume. I really needed a good laugh! ;)


BATMAN - The Economy Effects Us All. No More Batmobile.




ROBIN - Show us on the action figure where they touched you.


TAGS: robin superheroes comics humor batman flash
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Captain Douchebag - August 26, 2008, 9:34 pm
Well, it was a good attempt. Didn't QUITE hit the mark, but it was close enough. And you can't go wrong with making superheros look like molesters.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 9:21 pm
Well, I'll cite the two mottos of the mediocre: It was worth a shot and It seemed like a good idea at the time. I had seen the original panel at superdickery and then everywhere, so I thought it might play well as an all-Robin joke.
Captain Douchebag - August 26, 2008, 5:39 pm
It's honestly much funnier in the original context..Points for effort, though.


WHEN IN DOUBT ASK: WHAT WOULD BATMAN DO? - And then you will start to cry when you realize you are not Batman.


TAGS: batman
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Aros001

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:44 pm
When in doubt I ask what would Sam Fisher do, and then I beat the hell out of someone and shoot them if it's really necessary.
Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:05 am
... and the debate rages on... and in each alternative universe they invent....
steve1961 - January 21, 2013, 9:46 pm
Batman and Robin are fully deputized officers of the law, Citizen.
EmilioDumphque - January 21, 2013, 12:15 pm
Batman would get arrested for being a vigilante.


HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by jalford

jeffhardy25 - October 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
THAT IS HOOOTTTTT!!! IVE HAD A CRUSH ON HARLEY SINCE I WAS A KID! :D


WIN - the artist is full of it.


TAGS: batman
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Kayann

Wonga - July 31, 2009, 12:12 am
You cannot quantify the win that is in that photo.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 1, 2008, 3:00 am
And for good reason! he is three dimensional, they are two dimensional, so to them, his penis is an impossible hyperdimensional object!
Zac - November 29, 2008, 11:00 pm
Batman and Robin are staring right at this man's penis.


HOLY COW!!! - I'm Batman!!!


TAGS: cat shadow batman
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by jinxa37

spypengen - August 15, 2012, 2:31 pm
5illy cat. Everyone know5 Batman i5 a dog.


BATDOG - I am the protector of the innoce... SQUIRREL!!




BATMAN. - He May Be A Wimp. But He Is A Rich Wimp. With Kryptonite.




EVEN GOD - WORKS FOR THE BATMAN




NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!


TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.


Punt? -


TAGS: batman without robin
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by ughomer

2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
ughomer - September 25, 2013, 7:32 am
"Pigskin" and "Hang Time" ~ only Pwissy would make such a comment!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:06 am
Wow, that pigskin certainly has some awesome " hang" time.
Sho - September 24, 2013, 10:23 pm
Suggest he looks for a cave cuz it might get to bright for him outside
GaryO - September 24, 2013, 7:53 pm
Man, I don’t know, never seen anyone hung like THAT before.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:33 pm

Batter up!!!
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:58 am
Stand underneath, looking up, wearing a clown mask.


TWO FACE - Heads I destroy Gotham city, tails I destroy the whole country ...Tails.


TAGS: obama batman
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - September 6, 2013, 1:10 am
thanks. It's hard to find the data online. There's much more data to go through on the sister site, Politifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 12:14 am
Or el WTFO-dorino if you're into that sorta thing. 5L on your research.
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 8:12 pm
Not WTF.... it's WTFO (or WTFX, if you prefer)
vihtori - December 10, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow. i chkd all the quotes. they are all bunk. wtf?
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 10:54 pm
Thanks. The answer to your questions is, guy. However, it took me a couple of minutes to understand because I don't read chat fluently.
boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am
nice work guy or gal idk what u are bc ur behind a screen so mooo


EPIC BATTLE - Batman Must Overcome The Impossible




LOOK ME IN THE EYES - and say you wouldn't do the same


TAGS: lazy batman
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

SoundWave117 - July 16, 2010, 4:47 pm
I would do it.
kerkpyrrus - February 16, 2010, 9:44 pm
as in he is gay and soccer is for fags? lol
Derek - January 5, 2010, 4:07 pm
Perfectly reasonable though not quite in keeping with Bruce's image.


FINISH HIM!!! - Anyone Who Thinks That Batman Could Beat Superman In A Fight Is A Retard!!!


TAGS: superman batman fight awesome
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by Jo Jo

xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:37 pm
They're both fucking tanks, but seriously, does anyone read this shit? IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:02 pm
No. Batman is smarter, has enough resources, and plenty of money to handle Superman.
ComicGeekGal - August 29, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, anyone who thinks this doesn't read comic books. Batman beat Superman without a plan in Hush, could you imagine if he HAD a plan? Obviously, you're a f*cktard if you think that Batman doesn't carry Kyrptonite on his utility belt.
none ya - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
it's called kryptonite.
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 8:22 pm
Superman takes it; no match.
Renee Pussman - February 23, 2009, 6:26 pm
Yeah, and then after Superman recovered he lazer eye'd the fuck out of that faggot Batman. Shut the fuck up joey, you don't know anything you fucking dick squeezer.
joey - February 23, 2009, 1:04 pm
batman did beat superman the joker controlled superman with red kryptonite then batman beat the shit out of him
Renee Pussman - January 26, 2009, 6:55 pm
Hey john doe... Shut the fuck up!
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:46 am
and im not directing this to the motifake mafia btw..so no puting a hit out on me god damn it.im yall's underling.lmao.yall's padawan.lmao.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:45 am
lmao...acually i just wanted to jump in on the drama,hate being left out.and u fuckbags can say wut u want about me,all talk,no play.thats wut u are.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:43 am
ohh,least i forget the douchebags(not u overlord) who say there just cartoons...yeah no shit einstien,the thing is,its a fun topic to talk about.keyword,FUN! DICKCHEESE'S.we get the fact there not real.do you?
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:39 am
anyway...fuck'em both...chuck norris beat's them both...OMG,im on the norris bandwagen now,lmao.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:38 am
WOW!..you put up a poster of superman beating up batman,and man,will it start some drama.lmao.
poope - October 29, 2008, 4:09 pm
Yes.
Overlord Douchebag - October 29, 2008, 11:33 am
We're on childish provocations already?
poope - October 29, 2008, 11:18 am
You know what? You are all Faggots! hahaha, eat shit you stupid fuck faces!
mortoth - October 28, 2008, 8:12 pm
of course superman could beat batman hes got every power under the god damned sun and thats why superman sucks hes boreing
your child again - October 28, 2008, 4:22 pm
Yes, "be should' have. Dumbfuck shitsucker, eat my ass, lick out my filthy diseased anus dripping with pus, and die like the sheepfucking dipshit you are, you pile of poope!
poope - October 28, 2008, 11:34 am
Hey poope and treners' illegitimate child, be should have aborted you!
poope and treners' illegitmate child - October 27, 2008, 6:20 pm
My parents are dumbasses.
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 5:52 pm
Yes, that's lovely. Go see RONSART for your Card to get out. Have a nice day.
poope - October 27, 2008, 5:24 pm
hey overlord... fuck you too.
Overlord Douchebag - October 26, 2008, 7:26 pm
poope and Treners, please see RONSART for your Cards. I suggest you use them.
Treners - October 26, 2008, 7:06 pm
Poor, poor poope. Obvious Oedipus Complex.
poope - October 26, 2008, 4:52 pm
No dumb shit. By causing massive internal bleeding from the blunt force of my dick smashing down on you. You have never even had sex before Treners, and you probably never will. so you can go fuck yourself
Treners - October 23, 2008, 6:17 pm
Hey, you just named everyone else that was there fucking your Mom with me! As for your dick, what are you talking about? Lethal injection with that teeny needle???
poope - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm
Treners, The only time you have ever had sex is with your hand, your brother, or your dog you faggot, so don't act like you are all cool. And I wish I could find you. I would kill you with my dick!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 1:13 pm
Hold on a motherfucking second here! "Batman is superior in every way"??? Let's see them both fly through the sun and see who's smiling afterwards. Bats is awesome, to be sure, but Superman is the goddamn Superman!
LogicDude - October 23, 2008, 1:03 pm
You want to find me poope? Go look in your Mom's room...I'm the one wearing the Batman mask and Superman cape fucking your Mom in the ass.
poope - October 23, 2008, 11:47 am
Hey Treners, fuck you! You stupid piece of shit. Eat a fat dick and then choke on it you bitch. I would kill you if I knew who you were.
Treners - October 22, 2008, 5:42 pm
Seriously, who fucking cares about who could beat who? They're fictional characters. Get a life, for fucks sake.
Renee - October 22, 2008, 4:42 pm
Seriously, YOU are such a fuck face. Batman could NOT beat Superman. Fucking idiot. And Supes has beaten Batman before many times. Fuck you stupid Fucker
Jebus2099 - October 21, 2008, 10:05 pm
Who ever posted this is the real retard! It has been proven time and time again that Batman is superior in every way and could take down not only Superman but almost everyone else in the JLA. If you want proof read "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns" and th
pro - October 16, 2008, 3:19 am
OD: thanks for your concern about my ass! But go easy on the MotiFatwa, eh? MWLF: you're welcome! RON: you know how to spoil a boy! I hope you're a sexy nurse with big breasts and a red box...
RON - October 16, 2008, 2:05 am
PRO...YOUR EMEMA IS READY!
Overlord Douchebag - October 16, 2008, 12:52 am
No, but I can put one out now. Whoever removes pro from Motifake for all eternity gets spared from the Nightmare Realm. So..Hurry up, chop chop.
Johnny - October 16, 2008, 12:41 am
Wow.. Pro, inviting the wrath of the motifake.com mafia. Anyone have a contract out on him?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:21 am
I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, pro can lick my anus and then write an essay about how its the best out of all the anii he's ever tasted. nah, no hard feelings. :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:19 am
-- clothes, so you smell like piss and bile. And then the victim finally dies and he shits himself, so you smell shit and piss and bile, and then you notice your shoelace is untied. Some days, huh?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:18 am
Thank you, Pro, for the spelling correction! Gee whiz I hate to make mistakes. It's almost as annoying as when you're killing a guy, and you've prepared for the blood everywhere, and then suddenly there's piss and bile everywhere, and it gets on your cl
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 10:22 pm
I can honestly say I never have been, Porcelina. And it's not something I want to experience. I may be an Overlord of unfathomable douchebaggery, but I have my limits.
Roamer - October 15, 2008, 9:50 pm
In Soviet Russia girl rape you. ^_^
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:35 pm
Oh, don't act like you've never been invaded by penis creature from the dark beyond
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 9:23 pm
I'm not angry, I just don't want your dumb ass getting us invaded by penis creatures from the dark beyond.
pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm
Nah, I'm not surprised.
pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm
Has anybody ever told you you look charming when you're angry, OD?
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 8:39 pm
Go suck a dick, pro. MWLF could call down an invasion of countless Multi-penis-ed beasts from beyond the stars. Do you REALLY want to piss him off?
pro - October 15, 2008, 7:11 pm
MWLF: it's spelled "etiquette". (You faggot hoover fucker, go eat shit and die.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2008, 6:04 pm
Ahh, the genteel manners and loquacious ettiquette of the internet!
renee - October 15, 2008, 4:28 pm
Ummm, who asked you faggot face? Why don't you go eat shit and die.
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 4:00 pm
ANYONE who argues about the fighting skills of fictional characters is...well, you know the rest!


NURSE HARLEY QUINN - Oh nurse, I'm ready for my sponge bath now.


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman arkham asylum gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by jalford

Kirsten - May 31, 2011, 1:44 am
hey, guess what, she was a psychologist not a nurse
Danomite - August 23, 2009, 6:12 pm
Ya...bathed in acid maybe...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:11 am
You are right on that!!! It maybe a trap, but I am all in for it.
Ed-Hyde - July 24, 2009, 1:28 pm
Hate to say it, but it might be worth it.
MO - July 24, 2009, 11:22 am
A pre-lobotomy sponge bath?


C H O I C E S - You can either remain a social misfit or you can forget your sorrows, and perhaps score with Wonder Woman.


TAGS: batman superman christmas wonder woman justice league funny cartoon lol
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

Derek - February 24, 2010, 6:38 pm
Fancy dress - come as you are!


THE DARK KNIGHT - Is not amused


TAGS: batman dog
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by :)

lucas - January 22, 2009, 12:07 am
neither am i


BATMAN PUNCH -


TAGS: batman punch dark knight
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by mrossana

... - August 18, 2009, 8:20 am
Stiff as a frozen zombie, Keaton's Batman uses Steven Segal's "Im just gonna stand here while you run into my fists" school of fighting.


BATMAN SUCKS -




LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.




HURR HURR - I'm a Batman :3


TAGS: hurr durr burr ima batman
Rating: 1.07/5

More motifakes by runtor

Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:56 am
He extorts it.
ICEMAN - November 28, 2010, 2:54 am
Aggy has his secret stash.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:54 am

like a cattle farm, only cattle farm is better
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:52 am
I've never heard of it, so probably not.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:51 am

they still make that?
ICEMAN - November 28, 2010, 2:50 am
Yep, Aggy is old school alright. He would suffocate that barbarian with his Hai Karate cologne.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:45 am
Bon huit!
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:44 am
I gave in to temptation... I voted >_< Gave myself a whopping 1, though!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:42 am
Ciao, rerun... mille bacci!
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:42 am
Yeah, I thought that a bit strange to hear of snow up there so early. Usually we don't see a hint of it 'till late January! Mid 30's, I can deal with that!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:42 am
If you had a smile like Claire, you'd be safe. I'd have that barbarian out cold in a second if he crossed me. I'm no internet bully. Old-school, here.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:40 am
Goodnight. And nah, not gonna vote. As I said before (and I meant it), I couldn't care less about getting high votes. I just made these to show my cousin 'cause I thought it sounded funny in my head.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:40 am
*mid 30's
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:39 am

g/night sunshine.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:39 am
No fair aggy, I bet if I had a barbarian like Claire, you feel the same for me...lol Goodnight
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:38 am
had a cold spell and the usual screams of snow (early for this year) but the rain has moved it back up to the low 40's down to low 30's at night
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:38 am
Everyone have a good night, and play nice... or I'll come back and ban everyone I see logged on. Except Claire, of course.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:37 am

Isn't Saint Cloud cold this time of year as well?
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:36 am

you going to vote on your poster? Or did you give yourself a 1?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:35 am
Hahah. Sure isn't. -__- Hey, Monkeylove, so you're from Portland, Oregon? I hear the weather is getting pretty cold up there! I can't wait 'till I'm back up there.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:33 am
Nothing gay about that.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:33 am
I was just kidding. I have no idea who Lucas is. I just threw that out there. Though, I did know a kid back in high-school jazz band named Lucas.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:30 am
Lucas.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:29 am

sax? I would never have guessed.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:29 am
Who brief who? I'm so confused.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:28 am
He clearly didn't brief you on the reception you'd get here?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:25 am
Oh, he's fine. He's been really excelling in his saxophone lessons recently. I hear he's trying out for the state orchestra!
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:24 am

Just curious, how is Lucas? He hasn't been around in awhile
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:21 am
I guess you're right, Rerun. That's gotta be my initials!
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:18 am
Hmmmm, weird. That's a saying in my hometown, too. Small world. Who woulda thought there would be more than one Portland with the exact same motto.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:18 am

figured that was your initials....so guess you would be the answer.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:17 am
At your service, dear. In the spirit of hellraiser... what is your pleasure?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:17 am
Who you calling "RH", JC!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:17 am
There is a saying where i live... Keep Portland Weird. I am willing to bet on this one.........([email protected]#%k Me)
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:16 am

why you blocking us RH?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:15 am
Okay, I give up. It's a bunny.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:14 am
Where is that damn Italian/Mexican transvestite of a mod when you need him?
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:14 am

Mars? I thought is was a rather odd shaped piece of toast with a green symbol of puritianism on it
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:13 am
if it is OR, I don't claim him, ok guys?
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:12 am
Please , nooooo....
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:12 am
It's actually the planet Mars... Learn your planets -__-
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:11 am
it looks suspiciously like OR
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:11 am
Oh god, my geography sucks... what state is that?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:09 am
I said "All the time, wherever I go, I see stupid people". Somewhere along those lines :P
rerun - November 28, 2010, 1:59 am

you calling me an idiot? Thumb Wars!!!! I got $50.00 on Claire to win.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:59 am
You should. I would very much like to know the context. And probably because I haven't been to Japan since I was 12. ;)
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:58 am
I'll be glad to translate it, though. If you want :)
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:57 am
Is that all you understand out of what I said? 'Cause if you were ever fluent, I would hope you remember at least more than just that. I mean those that don't speak a lick of Japanese know what "baka" is! Heheh
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:55 am
Much. However, I haven't been fluent for a number of years. I do still understand what "baka" means though.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:52 am
Haha, that was actually pretty funny, Rerun. I can't tell if you understood what I typed though, because your response makes sense both ways. :)
rerun - November 28, 2010, 1:51 am

sorry my bad, does is "tingle" or burn when you urinate? It actually does make a difference
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:49 am
I didn't have enough room to type it out fully. Itsumo to dokomo ni ikite bakajin o miru yo. Is that better for ya?
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:47 am
@Rerun...lmafo
rerun - November 28, 2010, 1:44 am

Mainichi kikasarereba iya demo oboeru. Itsumo dokomo baka-jin.....I really hate this too, I usually take two tylenol & it clears me right up
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:42 am
Neither is Japanese, apparently.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:38 am
I'm still confused as to what constitutes my need to speak to someone who's native to a language other than English. I never said it was my main language, but I never said it wasn't either... Mainichi kikasarereba iya demo oboeru. Itsumo dokomo baka-jin.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:28 am
Well, if you are interested, just take some time browse the site, forum and feel free to chat with us. we have several English as second/third language here. And trust me, not too many people post gold their first time.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:21 am
Good to know, Agdaniele. Thank you. It'll definitely save me a lot of un-needed internet drama (though, occasionally it provides a bit of humor sometimes).
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:12 am
You can actually right-click the preview, and save-as... if you don't want to submit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2010, 1:08 am
Then make it somewhere else.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:06 am
Do people compete for votes or some crap on this site? That's pretty ridiculous. I just made this for my own personal use.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:05 am
browse the site a little bit, and keep trying. If you have questions, pm some of the folks labled as greybeards
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:05 am
browse the site a little bit, and keep trying. If you have questions, pm some of the folks labled as greybeards
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:03 am
Ok, I googled it.... 1L
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:00 am
Google "Hurr I'm a durr".
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:59 am
I will withhold voting until someone explains this to me.


BATMAN - BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS NEVER FOUGHT THE PREDATOR


TAGS: batman chuck norris predator
Rating: 3/5

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Wily - September 12, 2010, 10:57 pm
Look up "Batman dead end" on youtube. The predator, the batman and the alien fighting it out.


THE JOKER - he likes to make pencils disappear


TAGS: joker batman
Rating: 1.3/5
Madi - January 3, 2009, 9:57 pm
lol...some things sound so wrong out of context.
Jaylin - August 7, 2008, 9:09 pm
Yeah so " dont blow the situation out of proportion"


RESPECT -




DARK KNIGHT - isn't the only thing that's rising.


TAGS: anne hathaway catwoman batman rises
Rating: 3.42/5

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project28 - July 31, 2012, 2:16 pm
Yay...I think?
GaryO - July 31, 2012, 9:46 am
This is the funniest, weirdest, most demotivating string of remarks I’ve ever seen. In celebration, I’m giving a 1L in support of project28, of which I believe to be a case number from 3rd ward, Bellevue. I so love obscure thought patterns….
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 9:38 am
You're doing a great job...every time we talk I think about cutting myself.
steve1961 - July 31, 2012, 3:27 am
LOL No problem. It's not my job to spread enlightenment-only darkness and despair.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 2:06 am
I've never heard someone complain about an approval before. And Steve just made a really good point. Two firsts in one day.......Just kidding Steve.
steve1961 - July 31, 2012, 12:26 am
If it'll make you feel better, I'll 1L it. That's why we have a choice of 1 to 5L. We determine what is ultimately good or bad on Motifake not the mods. That's not their job. They just present what they think will produce the most response...good or bad.
project28 - July 30, 2012, 4:20 pm
Do what you want, you're the mods.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 4:04 pm

The mods are looking at all future submissions and wondering if you want them approved or rejected. Maybe we should reject just to be on the safe side
project28 - July 30, 2012, 3:19 pm
To see if it would get approved...also I was bored, had just seen the film and in some way wanted to do something remotely related to it. And seeing as I'm no longer legally allowed to dress up as batman and beat up thugs in the street, this had to do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 1:34 pm
If you didn't want it approved, why did you submit it?
project28 - July 30, 2012, 10:00 am
This one got approved? There's no point to it...and it's not even funny. What are the mods doing?


CHRISTMAS - It's not for everyone.


TAGS: batman christmas not for everyone
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:21 pm
I lol'd. Nice...


ALFRED - .um... no. I think I will skip the batrope again today Better bring the limo




THE BATMAN FAMILY - A family that beats the holy #%#% out of evil together stays together.


TAGS: batman family
Rating: 3.89/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 6, 2013, 7:36 pm
Should be arrested and charged as vigilantes.


BATMAN - Little known fact: He was an English major


TAGS: batman robin
Rating: 3.67/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
-shakes head- Oh, Bruce. You make use laugh, and then you make us cry. You bastard. You funny, sad, heroic bastard.


1966 BATMOBILE - Bitchin'.


TAGS: batmobile cars oldies batman
Rating: 3.23/5

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TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:55 am
Lincoln Futura concept car. I stand corrected. I can't belive I actually looked this nonsense up.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:18 pm
and its one of the toughest cars on the planet!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:17 pm
its not a pontiac it was a lincoln.
TheSarge - November 2, 2009, 2:46 pm
It's a GTO with a garbage body kit.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 10:19 am
george barris made that car out of a lincoln and like 500lbs of bondo
Derek - July 26, 2009, 7:49 pm
It's still pretty good
Poopalicious - May 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Some dude has one here in Billings, MT, so no, not bitchin


A 10 WARTHOG -


TAGS: its the goddamn batman
Rating: 4.08/5

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FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 2:45 pm
Kersploding things?! Bwahaha, wow!! Spewed rum n coke al over mah monitor. @me4891, i've heard whispered rumors saying the same thing, some even say it even has "...And Justice For All" has a back up
Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:43 pm
Lol, I like how it says 'british tanks'. At least you admit that you're terrible with identification. :D
Bob D. Sailor - February 17, 2010, 10:19 pm
So very true Derek. 5L and added to favorites.
Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:29 pm
@brima - when the Yanks bomb, both axis and allies take cover.
brima - February 11, 2010, 3:03 pm
"British Tanks" - ouch! That was a bad day for NATO.
me4891 - February 11, 2010, 11:43 am
Love that aircraft and what they do. Is it true they are all hardwired with Metallica's Kill 'Em All?
R.S.Jake - February 11, 2010, 11:39 am
This is so full of win my eyes are a little misty. 5 Expodie Things for you!


THOR - The dude you call when superheroes need a superhero




SATISFACTION - Batman always leaves his sexual partners limp and satisfied!


TAGS: batman buttsecks bestiality
Rating: 3/5

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Guest091 - August 11, 2009, 8:34 am
I can't get no...satisfaction...


DISTRACTIONS - Batman knows how to take full advantage of them


TAGS: batman gay harassment
Rating: 1.94/5

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Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:48 pm
And no one noticed that the Wonder Twins, of whom are TWINS, are making out in the background? Poor silly super heros.


CROSSOVERS - I'll bet on the grim brooding one.




ARE YOU RETARDED HE'S THE GODDAM - BATMAN


TAGS: retarded batman
Rating: 2.25/5

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slacker - March 10, 2009, 12:23 pm
Now give me some bitches.


BATMAN BEGINS - The Early Years


TAGS: batman baby
Rating: 2.2/5

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Batman Bin Suparman - March 15, 2009, 9:17 am
Batman - Year One


AND SO - it begins


TAGS: batman joker binladen
Rating: 4.46/5

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Zealot - May 10, 2011, 9:06 pm
0-0 it all makes sense now


MONEY -




SAM FISHER WILL GET THE JOB DONE ONCE AND FOR ALL - If Gotham City Was Being Protected By Sam Fisher All Super Villains Would Be Dead And The City Would Be Safe For Good.




BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD - Greatest duo in comics!




PHILOSOPHY - Joker Approved


TAGS: philosophy joker batman
Rating: 2.19/5


AMALGAMS - they really don't get more epic than this




THE ECONOMY - “Billionaire Bruce Wayne announced record losses and severe budget cuts…”




BATMAN - Even he isn't exempt to the economic downturn and gas prices ...




YOUR NAMETAG - says Bruce.


TAGS: batman cosplay stupid
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 9:12 am
D'oh!!!


BATMAN RIDES AN ELEPHANT - Some photos just don't need captions...


TAGS: batman animals elephant
Rating: 2.92/5

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BuzzBomb - July 5, 2008, 3:08 pm
Wow... The MWLF.... I feel so honored?
Sean - July 4, 2008, 11:53 pm
Long live the M.W.L.F.!
Captain Douchebag - July 4, 2008, 11:50 pm
MWLF strikes again.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 4, 2008, 11:25 pm
...and yet you gave it one.


THE BATMAN OF ZUR-EN-AARH - Wow! Bats musta been totally stoned that night!


TAGS: the batman of zur en aarh d c comics dark knight joker rip
Rating: 2.88/5

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cbc_rules - August 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Actually, in that particular issue, he was stoned. He was on some kind of crystal meth or something.
Agent K - July 29, 2009, 10:10 pm
gave me a good chuckle so 5 poodles for you


BATMAN AND CATWOMAN - Two People You Don't Wanna Challenge In Parkour.




PHOTO BOMB - Get out of here foul beast!


TAGS: batman bomb
Rating: 3.83/5

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70+ YRS AND IT'S STILL WRONG... - Sure, one typo in 1939... It's "Catman", "Catman" ya schmucks!!!!




SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!


TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
LMFAO! 5 S's


LADIES MAN - When you got both Batgirl & Wonder Woman fighting over you, you're officially a chick magnet.




BATMAN -




SANTA - Telling him is not the same thing as calling Child Protective Services


TAGS: batman robin santa
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - December 24, 2010, 5:37 pm

ironic that this showed up on a random search


HOLY VIAGRA, BATMAN!! - I'd have to stop wearing tights...or get a bigger utility belt...




IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.


TAGS: dc comics batman superman green lantern question arrow wonder woman superheros
Rating: 2.39/5

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Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
the green arrow is not that bad


THE BOY WONDER - Don't worry Batman. By the time I'm finish with him, all those gay rumors about you two will be history!




THE JOKER -


TAGS: joker batman
Rating: 3.53/5

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Culos - January 29, 2009, 4:54 pm
Sorry Ron, didn't check the approval queue so I used the same pic. Slightly different caption though ;-)


THE US NAVY KALMAR - So awesome not even Batman has one.


TAGS: seabees navy cargo batman awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

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bill - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
cause
Cerebus42 - October 10, 2009, 10:36 pm
I have to ask, what makes a glorified forklift "awesome"?


BATMAN - Chuck Norris is next!


TAGS: batman superman
Rating: 2.5/5

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Ryan - October 28, 2008, 2:38 am
what movie is that off of?
Toussaint - September 3, 2008, 8:35 pm
Please! Superman is taking a nap fighting batman.
Zaknafeiin - July 11, 2008, 1:57 pm
Batman 3: Death by Sodomy


RACISM -




TURNED TABLES -




DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!


TAGS: watchmen sequel rumors batman bitch slap comics superheroes
Rating: 3.87/5

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Zagato - March 29, 2010, 10:03 pm
no sir, because batman will pimp smack it in the face.
Kainim - February 15, 2010, 10:31 am
because batman will smack it in the face?


BATMAN - Although A Hardened Crime Fighter, I Still Feel Sorry For Him




BATMAN - Proof that the Dungeons and Dragons alignment system is a load of bullocks.


TAGS: batman dungeons dragons
Rating: 3.77/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:29 pm
Not bad at all
MissRed - May 28, 2010, 11:47 am
I see afew mods in this picture no? Very well done 4L
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 11:33 am
Well, it seems I fail at British-style speaking. Oh, well, it adds to the entertainment.
Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:35 pm
Oh, and; good matrix
Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:33 pm
Bollocks = nonsense/testicles. Bullocks = castrated cattle.


BATMAN - Will not live much longer


TAGS: batman predators
Rating: 3.43/5

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ultimaterorschach - April 15, 2011, 12:41 pm
What the hell is a "TehOz"
TehOz - April 8, 2011, 7:56 pm
Cause TehOz is comin to get cha'


LIBERALS -


TAGS: liberals heros superman batman wonder woman conservatives can change and will be welcomed to the righteous side
Rating: 3.31/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
*on
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Nice.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are shotgunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
LIBERALS THEY SUPER SUCK.
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.


EPIC CHICK FIGHTS - Ladies! Ladies! There's plenty Boy Wonder for everyone.




...STOLE MY BIKE? - I guess its the "Catpod" now.




NICHOLSON VS. LEDGER - Which Joker is better? Vote now. The debate rages on.


TAGS: batman joker ledger nicholson
Rating: 3.13/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:49 pm
REGISTER , dammit >__> im passing this to vampirefreaks -com for reviews // heath gives me an ORGASM everytime i see him Growl @ brian (fake batman on video)
aaa - September 13, 2009, 4:56 pm
Neither -- CEASAR ROMERO, ALL THE WAY!!!
Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 1:16 am
It is like picking beween two hot models that are twin sisters. I can't do it at all!
Mr. Nemo - July 31, 2009, 1:55 pm
I don't believe they are even in the same category. Like trying to compare Adam West to any of the others. Jack play 50's gangster style and Heath played new style. Both did a great job.


- Batman is...


TAGS: batman robin dc
Rating: 3/5

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einseiji - July 7, 2009, 3:32 pm
Hasn't this been done already?


BATMAN BEGINS -


TAGS: batman spiderman engrish funny
Rating: 2.73/5

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Player_Meyer - September 15, 2009, 7:13 am
A Spiderman that strokes all criminals.... LMAO 5L mate


SUPERMAN'S WEAKNESSES - Kryptonite Magic BATMAN


TAGS: batman
Rating: 2.45/5

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scottie eisele - October 28, 2008, 2:51 pm
Blunt force trauma to the face
TigerKid - September 20, 2008, 10:21 am
And child support


LIES - Chuck Norris can kill both just by thinking of them


TAGS: batman ironman chuck norris lol rofl lies
Rating: 2.43/5

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WRONG - January 30, 2009, 9:47 pm
Jubilee Would Kill All Of Them


YUKA KAZAMI - This is the woman Poison Ivy wakes up every morning wanting to be.


TAGS: yuka kazami poison ivy touhou batman
Rating: 2.29/5

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MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 7:56 pm
... What does Nicole Kidman have to do with plants and/or flowers, seriously?
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 7:49 pm
Ha ha ha! I know, right? Everytime I see Nicole Kidman, I'm like "she WISHES that she was half as amsome as Yuka!"
Anything - May 28, 2010, 6:11 pm
or the one who cheated on the Boss Egg's wife.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 3:32 pm
Well, it was a bit burnt...or a typo. :)
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 3:31 pm
Ah, yes, Jake. What exactly is a "fired egg"? A pod of life that lost its job?
CpnKangaroo - May 28, 2010, 3:06 pm
Almost peed my pants looking at jakes
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 1:35 pm
... Carry on.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:32 pm
Oh, but FYI, any poster may be turned into a chat room at will. For proof, see poster # 59558. Have an amsome day!
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 1:28 pm
@MissRed: Why? To actually win. Poison Ivy has had her green @$$ kicked by Batman so many times, while Yuka is canonically undefeated. @everyone else: OK, fine, stop spamming here, please. Thanks in advance.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:24 pm
I love Spam! As a matter of fact, I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, fired eggs and Spam!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:23 pm
You forgot the magic word...
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 1:21 pm
@MissRed: Teeny-bopper? ... Actually, Yuka is considered one of the older youkai of Touhou. @everyone else: Spam on your own boards!
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:30 pm
BUTTERCUPS!!! I'm okay with randomly yelling.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 12:24 pm
Applesauce! Are we just yelling things out now? Fun! I love this game!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 12:22 pm
Butterflies, dammit!
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 12:19 pm
Oh you and your optimism!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 12:15 pm
Hopefully low ratings will lead to improvement...
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 12:13 pm
Oh, ok whew! Didn't want to go against protocol.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 12:11 pm
LoL It's not official. I just got tired of hearing the bitching.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 12:08 pm
We were supposed to let anime poster through? My bad :D I must have not read that memo carefully.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 12:05 pm
Does anybody understand why we were so tight with anime posters before? Can I stop approving this stuff yet? I even LIKE anime.
MissRed - May 28, 2010, 11:57 am
I'm sorry but last I checked no one wanted to go from a smokein' hot REDHEAD to a lime green teeny bopper. Sorry folks but 2L for good art only. Keep trying though please!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:40 am
Anime Bad! 1L


THE JOKER BECAUSE EVEN CHUCK NORRIS LOOKS UNDER HIS BED. -


TAGS: joker chuck norris batman
Rating: 2.25/5

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 8:38 am
Nice Chuck Norris statement Capn'. Well deserving of 4 out of 5 roundhouse kicks :)
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 6:46 pm
chuck norris has no bed, he has no home, he lives in the minds of people who fear him


CHICK FIGHT! - Green Lantern: I hope someone brought a camera! Batman: I've got one next to my shark-repellent




THE BATMOBILE - The Prototype Just Didn't Measure Up.




THE BATERANG - Brought to you by Blammo




WHISKEY - TURNING DRUNKEN IDIOTS INTO BATMAN -




HARLEY QUINN - shes insane and you know what she wants....


TAGS: batman harley
Rating: 2.64/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:10 pm
To find her long lost daddy.... Freakazoid! (free kazoo)


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